Sparkly Jesus urges you to never underestimate the power of the Lion’s Blaze
Spring is soon here! Sparkly Jesus looks forward to magical walks in the park and buterflies and cupcakes.
The atmosphere around Sparkly Jesus planet causes some abnormal effects.
(Source: understand-this-world, via fuckyesrainbows)
Super Sparkly Jesus’ favourite dress.
He really just wanted an excuse to use his new sewing machine.
Sparkly Jesus never expected it to, but it grew up anyway. What a fighter!
And he saw that it was good.
Omega-3 is very important to Sparkly Jesus in order to maintain his long, luscious mane of glittering hair.
Unicorns. Be nice to them. They will murder you.
A sample of SSJ’s excellent gardening skills, straight from his personal rainbow candy garden.
On Sparkly Jesus’ planet everything is a goddamn rainbow. And we need unicorns to ride all of them. ALL OF THEM.